NOTE: There is no need to overthink your strain choice, we only source highly potent, premium quality kratom and all kratom contains the same basic set of alkaloids. Below are some common ideas associate with our products. 

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We are not your doctor and nothing on this page should be taken as medical advice. These products are not intended to diagnose, treate, prevent or cure any disease. Please consult with your physician before use. The FDA has not evaluated these statements. Pregnant/nursing women are advised against use. Not for sale to minors.

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Ideas commonly associatied with our offerings:

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Bright Strains, Often Consumed During the Day or as Part of a Workday or Pre-workout Regiment

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Great White - The Greatest White Vein Ever!  This strain is preferred by those who desire exceptional focus and intensity. Many believe this strain to be ideal for pushing through a challenging project, gym session or a shift! This is our most popular strain..

Green Means Go - A Supercharged Green Malaysian Maeng Da, Green Means Go is believed to deliver powerful energy & is favored by many hard workers and athletes alike! An amazing addition to your regimen, inspiring one more rep or one more mile!

Shangri La La - Created by a great friend of ours, Shangri La La is a house blend of greens and whites. This zenful blend is believed to offer a serious energy burst and sense of well being. Conquer your challenges and be happy while doing so! Runners love Shangri La La!

Indonesian Sunrise - Rise and Grind! This powerful white blend is sure to brighten your day like the sun that shines from the village of Nanga Banut, Indonesia, where this plant is grown, all the way to Austin, TX, where we live! Long lasting energy to power through your workout or check items off your to do list! Kick Ass. Take Names. Love Life.

Atomic Maeng Da - A full spectrum Maeng Da blend, believed to lean more toward the energy side of the spectrum. Many believe this strain to offer just the right amount of energy, combined with potential relief from discomfort. This powerful strain may be chosen by those who want relief without sedation associated with the dark strains.

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Darker Strains, Often Preferred During the Late Afternoon or Evening as Part of Rest and Recovery

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Sand Panther's Super Gold - A balanced blend intended for mellow cats. Sitting right in the middle of the spectrum, this potent strain is believed to be the ultimate "good mood" strain, offering relief without excessive sedation. Artists and creatives love the sense of flow association with this golden blend!

99 Red Bali - The ultimate laid back island strain! A slightly brighter red, believed by many to offer a mellow mood and a mild sense of relaxation. People believe this strain to offer effective relief from discomfort with less sedation than Texas Red. A favorite of socialites and good friends.

Texas Red - A bold, dark red, cured in the sunshine but best served at night. This strain is believed to offer amazing relief from discomfort and facilitate relaxation. Some prefer this strain as a way to relax without the behavior and calories associated with alcohol. Many athletes love Texas Red at night for rest and recovery.

 

Premium Specialty Products - Bright/Daytime/Pre-Workout/Work

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Aristotle's Logic - FOUNDER'S NEW FAVORITE! Bright white kratom potentiated with Chaga and Lion's Mane Mushrooms, cayenne, cinnamon and nutmeg. This functional blend is preferred by those with challenging mental tasks to undertake. This is a workday staple of ambitious achievers.

 

Fighter's Full Potential - Super green enhanced w/ turmeric extract, cayenne & cinnamon. Some athletes believe turmeric to have many valuable properties & believe this blend provides incentive to push extra hard! Weightlifters, runners, manual laborers and those who "do" love Fighter's Full Potential!

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Electric Illumination - High Octane dissolvable tablets. It is said these may extremely bioavailable & release an electric sense of focus and intention. Loved by writers, thinkers & those who desire all of the benefits of whites & greens, in a POWERFUL tablet. Moderation is advised.

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Invisible Electric - Super high voltage liquid alkaloid suspension., Over 430mg of total alkaloids per 15ml, including over 100mg of Mitragynine. Not recommended for the the faint of heart. The bottle contains 4 servings, with a total equivalent to over 12g of green vein kratom: Moderation is advised.

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1836 Fitness - Available in powerful peppermint, or spicy cinnamon, these 15ml bottles pack a serious punch! Equivalent to 3-5grams of green/white kratom mixed with 160mg (two cups of coffee) of caffeine! Liquids are believed to offer incredibly fast absorption and may inspire immediate ass kicking!

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Candy Apple Caramel Chews - a fun sized kick! These delicious chews are created with a full spectrum of kratom alkaloids, including 22mg of mitragynine. They taste delicious and are believed to offer a nice pick me up for occasional kratom consumers! OBVIOUSLY Keep Out Of Reach Of Children.

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Premium Specialty Products - Dark Blends Often Preferred During the Late Afternoon or Evening

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Irene's Good Night - Dark red kratom potentiated with valerian root, ashwagandha and cinnamon. Many people consciously choose this blend in the evening. Skip the wine! Relax with Irene's Good Night and feel great the next day!

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La Luna Roja - Take it home and take it easy! A bold liquid extraction from dark red kratom, preferred in the evening.

 

COMING SOON: Lazy Luau!

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At the risk of being redundant:

Please consult with physician before using any kratom products. The FDA has not approved these statements. Product is not intended to diagnose, treat, prevent or cure any disease. Pregnant/nursing women are advised against use. Not for sale to minors.